Category: Joke Board
First Time S&x Jokes
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had s&x before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some cond0ms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about cond0ms and s&x.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many cond0ms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person
you have a bad sense of humor !!!
"I just got this from one of my friend who decided to forward this to all her friends. oh well. lolz"
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Some one all reddy put this topik thing up! Or what ever you want to call it.
Okay, i didn't know cause i'm not even loged in all the time. You can delete this post if you want.
lol. thanks. i like that one
I did not mean to put you down, I thought that I'll just let you know.
It's okay no problem.
Cool!
I've read this joke before, but had forgotten it.
Thanks for reminding me.
Bob